so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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