she is the kim kardashian of front butts
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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