Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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