he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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