He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
You pole danced in your parka.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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