in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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