I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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