Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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