let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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