Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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