i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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