Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
