with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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