i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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