bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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