Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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