Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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