I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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