On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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