they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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