too bad you live with your parents still
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
