Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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