Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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