is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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