Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.