you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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