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this boner is exhausting
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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