How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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