dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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