im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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