I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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