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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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