We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
