if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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