If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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