Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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