SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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