My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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