i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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