were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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