i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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