I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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