Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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