we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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