remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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