So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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