Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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