You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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