He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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