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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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