i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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