About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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