I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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