all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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