Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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