Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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