no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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