seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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